The Salt Maids

The Salt Maids

Giant trolls came to / law-ground

Plucked pines for swords / And hills their shields

Wearing belts with Dwarf-gold buckles.

Many bags / of gold they bore.

I play in a reenactment group here I sometimes portray a lady from England in the 14th century and other times a Norsewoman from the end of the dark ages. 

I was challenged to think of the setting that my character would have when performing, and I started to write a story about a long-hall and the kind of story that she would have told. As it turned out, I guess I wanted to tell a story.

Norse stories have kennings, which are neat word-analogies, and the sagas tell us that they were sometimes told with accompaniment. 

So here’s the original tale of how the Salt Maidens came to defeat the Trolls who had come and taken over the All-Thing, caused lots of mischief and were so noisy that the sea ran away and the salt maids had to come to take care of it. 

(I’ve also now explained to myself why I have a white streak in my hair.)

Written mostly on the final day of FAWM, it is my final piece for the challenge. <3

http://mbouchard.com/FAWM/The-Salt-MaidsMBouchardFWAM2021No14.mp3 

Lyrics

Giant trolls came to / law-ground

Plucked pines for swords / And hills their shields

Wearing belts with Dwarf-gold buckles.

Many bags / of gold they bore.

 

Those trolls ambled / amid the all-thing

Made their sport / with standing stones.

Booths broke / beneath big buttocks

Bolts of cloth / received nose-blowings!

 

They laid upon / the law rock’s top.

Stacks of sheep / and heavy horses

Threw the bales / for winter feeding

At the anguished / crowd assembled.

 

Many men / ran off fear-mad

Baited bearserks / they blew down

Field-claimed was / the full fresh earth

Trolls tarried / and made merry.

 

Wicked trolls / were ever-wakeful

Save the times / they stuck with snoring

No other sounds / could be found

Their great gas / would wilt a woad-man!

 

Fourteen nights / passed this way

Wise women wept / Most men moped

Many days were / worse than nights

Even wolves / went walking elsewhere.

 

So annoying / was the noise

The silken sea / she slipped away

Revealing ragged greeny rocks

And leaving long long lanes of sand.

 

One moon-filled morning / some maids came

Some sturdy / some slender

Stepping surely / toward those trolls.

Their white hair / hung in waves

 

Trolls! They called / and gave forced waking

Answer us / here at the all-thing

Back below ground / you great growlers!

Your surly sounds / have sucked the sea.

 

Sleep-blurred eyes / met the maidens.

Who dared drive them / from their dreaming?

Soon they stood, great and grouchy.

Pushing pines / and bearing boulders.

 

Anger set them / to avenging

Each attacked / an agile maiden.

They would vanish / like the sea spray

Fought like fog / not hard nor soft.

 

Long it lasted / wavelike warring

Till a troll / caught that long hair

Large lips smacking / juices dripping

Finally seeking / flesh for eating!

 

When that moist mouth / met the maid

Came forth / a great clanging cry

Gum-sword tumbled / singing salt-song

His life-ban / came with crumbling.

 

Every troll that touched a salt maid

Piled its form / upon the fen-teeth

Sparkling mounds of scattered sea-snow

Filled the footprints / in the troll-fields.

 

Down slope-lands / flooded cloud-tears

Road the rocks to the realm of Geitir.

Left the wreckage / of the all-thing

And Dwarf-made buckles / big as doorways

 

The salt-maids watched / the waves fill in

Cover cove / and wrap the rocks

Singing their way to the sands

Children clamored / near to claim them.

 

One keen girl-child / stole some kisses.

The salt-maid stopped / and touched her brow

In that place / the red-hair whitens

In all her line / from then till now.

 

Fear for trolls / no longer children

Or the night-sounds / that will come

Troll’s largesse / season our foodstuffs

And salty women / hold our hearts.